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Conversation that Tumblr is not ready for:

  • A Vampire’s fangs are also it’s reproductive organs

I scrolled past that before realizing op was being literal and not just making some kind of weird joke

Oh please, β€œthe penetration of the vampire’s bite as metaphor for sexual penetration” is like, horny classic vampire symbolism 101 πŸ™„ Taking this to the next level of β€œvampire bite as literal reproductive penetration” is a conversation Tumblr is thoroughly and uniquely prepared for and one that we will all severely regret very shortly

Oh, I’m ready to be a spectator for this conversation. I’m ready.Β 

So, when a vampire doesn’t want to become a vaddy, they use a set of these, right?

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SIR.

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